PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
One day I was playing GuitarHero on expert and I discovered a pink note and discovered i was playing on a skill level called mutant human that had six color buttons not including the open strum. Then I discovered i had six fingers and got 100% on the song and I got $10000000000000 for that gig.The End.
One day we were hanging up signs for our website and a fat purple hobo was eating milk and drinking pie. He saw us and threw a chicken at us. We took a shoe sized booger and threw it at his ear. Then he ate a rock. Then we gave him a paper. Then he ran away screaming, “Purple pepperoni pizza poodle puddle!” Then his shoe exploded.
The end
